Letter to my new comp

Hi this is Meenakshi Ramani.

I am sure you are wondering as to what i am doing here. Well, I happen to be a member of this family too and happen to be living at velachery. Hence ,got to see u only now .By the way u look great and sexy. The comp before u was not this stylish .so to make your stay comfortable at the Ramani house we request you to understand the ground rules.
· Laziness is a genetic disorder from which all of us suffer. So, most of the time anything and everything around you will be absolutely dirty.
· We will make no efforts to keep you clean .We just cant .you shall start accumulating dust very soon .these are your last days of having anything to do with cleanliness .The happy news is –we might just do something close to cleaning when some relative/friend of ours decides to visit.
· Your hard disc space will be cluttered with all kinds of songs very soon. This is because of the existence of a megalomaniac called vinay.he shall always assume that he sings better than you.We request you to give in (kids you know!!!)
· We are very vain. You will be surprised at the rate at which we photograph ourselves .If you ever manage to meet Miss Sony ,she will tell you how tired she is of recording our videos .but the important point is that we are not tired .so, we will be recording/re-recording our voices, interviewing each other almost every week and obviously coming out with the same/similar questions. You ,as the new member of this family shall provide absolute technical support(don’t try those smart things our first comp tried-like getting hanged, getting affected by virus etc)
· Apart from all this. Three members of this family have been blessed with excess flab. We never hold things, we only crush them.so please do impove on your stamina(your microchips need to be real strong).In sometime your keyboard might become a board without keys. but do not worry.we are nice people.We shall pretend to ignore any problem you are suffering from and do Something only when there is ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER GO.

So,Welcome home once again.Hope you stay with us for long.(please do!!!we cant afford to reinvest anymore).

Loads of love
Meena